Macarons: The 5 Pound Story

For the last couple years macarons have taken the dessert world and sat on it. Like a rather fat child sits on it's littler sibling so it can't move. (True story.)

I had some of these amazing sugar-filled 'cookies' at The Duchess bakery in December and have been wondering ever since how hard they really are to make (especially since they charge a $1.25 each). So I went online and found a couple recipes. The first one I decided to try was this, from yumsugar.com. It had very thorough instructions and included reasons why you beat down the batter and tap the baking sheets after you pipe out the macaron shells. So I went and bought some almond flour and a jar of maraschino cherries and set to work. 

fig. 1 (aka Fail)

fig. 1 (aka Fail)

Whenever I make meringues I use pasteurized egg whites out of the carton (I don't necessarily trust my ability to cook meringue properly...) which takes away the annoying 'cracking and separating an egg' issue. No shells to worry about! Yay! First step was to whip the eggs into a meringue, then to add the sugar till the meringue was stiff (which totally went swimmingly - and by that I mean I added all the sugar at once). Now, in keeping to my desire to wing it, potentially messing up my baking (Re: first time I made drop meringue cookies in fig. 1), I promptly changed the recipe from its original by adding maraschino cherry syrup. 

All was not lost though. The batter was still pipeable so I attempted to pipe odd circular shapes onto my parchment paper covered bakeware. Obviously I had ignored all the preparation notes telling me to draw out 1 inch circles on the underside of my parchment paper. Because really, how hard could it be? (Famous last words.)

I ended up with a lot of very oblong macaron shells. But! They still were identifiable as macaron shells. Team Andrea Wings Baking: 1; Team Reality: 0. I made a quick ganache with chopped up maraschino bits, spooned and topped all the macarons, and called it a relative success! 

Blazoned with courage from not failing as hard as usual, I decided to make my friend Julia some lemon macarons for her birthday. I started with the filling first because I read the instructions this time! It needed to chill for 2 hours before I could use it. Go go gadget reading skills!

Lemon Macarons

(as seen on the Fine Cooking website)

7 3/8 oz (1 3/4 cups plus 2 TBS) confectionersโ€™ sugar
4 3/8 oz (1 1/4 cups plus 2 TBS) almond flour
4 large egg whites, at room temperature
1/4 cup granulated sugar

  1. Prepare bakeware by lining 3 pans with parchment paper. On the underside of each piece of parchment paper draw 1 inch circles about 1 1/2 inches apart.
  2. Measure out and sift together confectioners' sugar and almond flour.
  3. Whip egg on med-high setting with an electric mixer until foamy. 
  4. Continue whipping eggs, adding 1 TBS of granulated sugar gradually till meringue is glossy and stiff peaks form. (If you can lift out a spoon and a straight peak comes out and doesn't fall, it's done.)
  5. Add half of shifted sugar mixture to meringue. Fold in ingredients till almost combined. Add remainder of sugar mixture. Continue to fold until combined. (The meringue will deflate a little, that's ok!)
  6. Using a piping bag with a 1/2 inch round tip (I used a litre food storage bag with a corner snipped off), fill half of batter into bag and pipe 1 inch circles holding the piping bag perpendicular to the baking sheet. 
  7. Once done, pick up the baking sheet and tap it down on the counter sharply. This will burst any air bubbles in the batter and give the shell its macaron bubbly base.
  8. Let the meringues sit in the open air for 20 - 30 minutes. This drys the outer shell. 
  9. Bake at 250F for 13 - 15 minutes. After the first 2 minutes, open the oven door to release any moisture. Also, rotate the baking sheet halfway through cooking time. 
  10. Take parchment off tray and let the shells cool completely. Fill, cover and refrigerate for at least 3 hours before serving. 

Lemon Curd

(as seen on the Fine Cooking website)

3 large eggs
1 large egg yolk
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
1 1/2 oz (3 TBS) unsalted butter
1/4 tsp pure vanilla extract
1/8 tsp salt

  1. In a heatproof bowl, combine eggs and egg yolk. Whisk together. Continue whisking while adding sugar gradually. Whisk until combined. Set aside.
  2. In a saucepan, heat lemon juice and butter over med-high heat until just about to boil. Remove from heat.
  3. Whisk hot lemon mixture into egg mixture gradually (one ladle scoop at a time) until all combined. (This is called tempering the eggs.)
  4. Return lemon/egg mixture to the saucepan. 
  5. Over medium heat, cook lemon/egg mixture until it starts to thicken. Stir constantly with a wooden spoon. When you can coat the back of the wooden spoon with the curd and draw a line through it without the trail running, the curd is done. Remove from heat.
  6. Strain the hot liquid to remove any overcooked egg bits. 
  7. Add vanilla and salt to strained curd. Stir to combine. 
  8. Refrigerate, covered, for 2 hours, before using. (Place plastic wrap directly on top of the liquid so no skin forms.)

It worked out very well the second time around. The shells came out perfect despite my defunct oven (it has constant menopause; sometimes it's too hot, sometimes it's too cold). Even the lemon curd, which ended up being runnier than I think was intended, absorbed into the meringue shells making them super soft and lovely. 

Needless to say, after sampling my work, multiple times, I seem to have gained a lot of sugar weight.... Blast. Team Reality is the winner.

For Now. 

-Andrea

The Half-Assed Hobbyist

The Pink Dress

I haven't done any sewing in a while. Every time I go over to Lesley's place for our sewing dates we end up laying around watching movies, eating cookies, and talking. (Maybe yoga, if we're lucky.)

But last spring I started this project: The Pink Dress. There used to be this amazing fabric store in an old european style house one block away from my apartment. He was an old school fabric seller. Rooms and rooms of wool and patterned silk and every colour of lining you could think of. And entire room of wedding fabric: silk and taffeta and crinolines and lace. He also had a design studio upstairs. It's since gone away now (sad face), since most clothes made in Canada are considered "over priced" compared to the mass produced clothing market. I had a talk with the store owner before he closed his doors, about the death of the old Edmonton clothing industry, it's a sad story. 

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ANYWAYS!

I bought some amazing pink plaid linen there. (Along with many hundreds of dollars of silk and wool and cotton print....) My plan: to make an epic ball gown of epic-ly pink proportions.

I bought a 1957 vogue pattern from fabricland and promptly became to scared to cut the fabric lest I mess it up (since the store was closed and I'd never find more). Eventually Lesley convinced me we should do a sewing weekend out at her family cabin. 

Awesomely teal banquette table.

Awesomely teal banquette table.

The date was set, the food was packed, and the water too. Oh yah. It's an old cabin built in the 1900s. No running water. It does have the electric light though! How modern!

We cut out the biggest of the dress pieces the morning we head out and I cut the rest at the cabin. On the ironing board I brought from home. Mad Skillz. 

It was a lovely weekend. I got the bodice completely finished and Lesley got one side of her tailored bright blue blazer done. (We have wacky ideas about what colour clothing should be.)

I completed the dress over the next couple weeks at my apartment. Vogue patterns are notoriously hard to follow and while I agree they don't give pointers on how to make the seam, this pattern was very straight forward. Bodice = 1) cut out pieces and sew together. 2) Ease in the boob fabric. 3) Sew in the lining; tact. 

Lesley looking out over the lake! The water is so high!

Lesley looking out over the lake! The water is so high!

The most time consuming part was the skirt. The skirt is made up of many many many panels (eight to be exact). The only challenge I had was making sure that the panels were all facing the right way before I sewed them together. Twice I pinned the same wrong sides together before realizing it. But when you have as much fabric as was in that skirt, and only 2 meters of room to work, it's not hard to mess up. Lastly, the hem was at least 5 metres long. It literally took me an hour to do a simple pick up hem. 

The dress was completed that summer though. And looking back, even if there was no running water and we cooked on a camp fire, Lesley's cabin was the perfect place to sew a pink plaid ball gown. 

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-Andrea

The Half Assed Hobbyist

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Kitchen Art

Sometimes I get these grand ideas! These plans of what the apartment should look like, etc. Usually they sound great! And then typically never happen.

Except this project! 

Matt buys our coffee from a company called Tonx. Every two weeks they ship us 6 oz of freshly roasted coffee beans from some small farm in coffee land. Along with these shipments comes a little coloured card with the name of the place the beans are from and a pamphlet giving us an update on the happenings at Tonx. 

These cards are very well done, and colourful, so the initial plan was to put them up as we got them. One year later, and I finally got around to it.

Since our apartment is made out of cinderblock there is no way to nail anything to the walls. Which is where innovation came in. Specifically, we found 3M's command strips to fit the bill. So I literally stuck the picture to the kitchen wall, et voila, Art! 

Now to unstick them in 4 months when we move.... Worth it!

-Andrea

The Half-Assed Hobbyist

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Moving Prep

Matt is finishing his Masters in Computing Science at the University of Alberta. After he's done, as Alberta doesn't have any jobs in his specialization, we'll be moving. I don't know where yet. Which is not as stressful as it sounds. It's actually super exciting! What's more, I get to use my anal retentive organization skills to plan to move to a bunch of different places at once! (Harhar)

I've never moved farther than 20kms from the place where I was born (well, T.O., but that was temporary and we had no stuff to move there). Since we have a small-ish apartment now, about 800-900 sq ft, I'm thinking it shouldn't be too much of a hassle to pack ourselves -says the girl who has never moved-. So I went online to do some research. At first glance, I noticed most moving companies will pack up your stuff and move it pretty much in one day (if you're moving within the same area.) They charge by the weight of your stuff and the distance travelled. It's a clever idea because the average human being has no idea what their armchair or bed frame weighs. Also, with regards to distance travelled, the company compensated for gas and truck rentals. Very clever, Moving Companies, very clever. 

There are more options than just moving trucks though, especially if across-country. Since I've never moved before, never mind more than 3400kms away, and we have no idea where we are going to be living, container moving seems to be a really good idea. In theory, with delayed delivery, we could pack up our apartment, fly to Wherever, take a week or two to find an apartment, and then send for our half-ton box of stuff after we've signed a lease. Fancy!  

Preliminary moving research has yielded this:

  • Online quotes systems are shoty at best. (Even if they work, typically the estimates are super vague as to what they cover.)
  • It's a bitch to find a website that's not been beefed up with a bunch of calming vernacular. (Which actually provides any useful information.)
  • Most moving companies have now delved into the idea of container moving and storage. (However, trying to get any numbers on how much it costs is like asking for water half way into the desert.)  
  • There are a lot of awesome videos on how to pack your home. I had no idea there were so many different types of boxes and packing techniques. It makes me feel that someone could indeed move people for a living. Expertise is a thing, apparently. 

Anyway. I think I will investigate container moving a bit more. It sounds like a good plan as we still have no idea where we will be living and when we can expect to have an apartment. 

Also. Apparently moving plants is a bit of a business in itself.... So that'll be fun! D=

-Andrea

The Half-Assed Hobbyist

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Holiday Knitting

Over the holidays there was a lot of sitting and digesting. What better to do when you've got a case of the roly-polies than knit. Best excuse to sit ever. 

Anyways. I got some pretty spiffy knitting magazines from the BFs parents and sister, so I picked out some easier patterns and got cracking. As you can see from my creations above a) I was very productive, and b) I need to buy some not ridiculous coloured yarn. 

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Hello Shopping center here come!

Or rather, I went.... I spent all my Christmas money. Now I don't have to pretend to have the right sized needles. Yay!

-Andrea

The Half-Assed Hobbyist